Kiss the Squirrels

Woof: Welcome Mr. Bother. Can you tell us why you are here from Sirius?

The Bother: Thanks Woof, allow me to bother you.
Why do Bodyguards complain about Beagles?
We eat too much, bark to loud and need potty training.
You write warning books, hire pet psychics and dog whisperers'.
Talk about us like Dogs.
Fix Us, feed us, show us, breed us!
Jeepers! Where's the proof, where's the evidence!